Self portrait I quickly made before heading off to work. All I can say is GUH




GAH

Edit: Also crappy .jpeg compression

I told you I'd upload pictures. Geez this is a waste of time. Ummmm. GUH. It's hand. My hand.


It's 11:07 and I'm tired because I'm a baby.

The Beauty That Is The Human Body

Have you ever had one of those days where you see something that you know you don't want to see, but something about it prevents you from averting your gaze? That's what happened today in my college art class. It was a nude modeling class, and I've taken nude modeling classes outside of school as well so I've seen my fair share of naked people with stone faces on display in all their naked beauty. But this model was different. Something about this model completely fascinated me. It was his genitalia, the image of which has been burned into my brain and will most likely stick with me until the day I die as one of my most vivid college memories. Just for assurance, I am not a homosexual. I don't think that describing a man's genitals is a homosexual act, but if you do then that's your own opinion. Anyhoo, this model had the most bizarre genitals I've ever seen. The pubic area was most likely shaven, however there was a patch of hair that, I guess it was just a coincidence, formed an arrow that pointed to his cock and balls. This is where it gets weirder. The color of his flesh went through a drastic transition from pale, white skin to a bright crimson red. The scrotum was shaved and smoothed out to the point where liquid would probably just glide off the surface without leaving a trace of moisture. The cock itself was small in size, so it rested on top of the scrotum like a velvet hacky sack resting atop a larger velvet hacky sack. Everytime the man moved he would have to lift the scrotum to avoid accidentally sitting on it and pinching the tender skin. It's just one of those things you have to see to believe. One of the things that you will never forget, but rather push back into the deepest orifice in your mind, occasionally resurfacing at inappropriate times.

First Blog Post. Woo

Well, this is the first blog post. I'm mostly going to be posting up doodles I make, odd excerpts from my odd life, and streams of conscience that creep through the cracks and crevices of the enigmatic mass of crazy that is my mind. Here's to a long trek down a road of awkward laughter and unsure emotions. Wooooooo